pseudomeaningful:

Kiss With Lips (via thelasthomerecording)

I don’t like this. Why is the font so bad? Why is it on her shoes? That makes little to no sense what so ever. Also, it’s wrong. Don’t monkeys kiss with lips? I’m sure there are other animals too. What makes us human is more DNA related, I’m pretty sure.

This whole thing makes me feel anxious, confused and a little angry. Sort of like when my wife used to say she was pretty sure I was having an affair and would start threatening to go through my email and phone records.

“Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are.”