The church of the pink unicorn is a religion based on both knowledge and faith. We know the invisible pink unicorn is invisible, because we cannot see it; we must have faith that our unicorn is pink.

Oh, one of those.
Well.

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 09:09pm
Do you have a happy place? If so, where is it? If not, why not go find one?

I’m working under the definition of a happy place as a place where one can escape anything that is causing trouble, be it physical, mental, emotional, or what have you. As far as a place which I know about and it is secret to anyone else, I have none. The office is my “safe space,” for the most part, which is in my opinion similar to a happy place. Non-physical spaces, I have the internet. When I’m surfing the net, it’s easy to not think about anything that is causing me burden or pain. I don’t have a single mental space, however. If I’m completely alone, I need a computer or a novel or something in order to be able to focus my thoughts. When I’m in the car, I pay attention to the radio when I can, and it causes me to sort of make connections between song lyrics or news stories and things that happen to me.

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 09:07pm
Are you Irish?

I have no idea what my background is. Sorry.

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 01:37pm
Who isn’t on the wall of sexy who you think should be? Why haven’t you printed them out?

All my additions are there already. Lindsay Lohan and Enrique Iglesias - both of which I did not actively add - are things I wanted there.
The picture of the guy on the unicorn is there because of Amanda and me.

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 01:36pm
Does your family embarras you as much as mine embarrases me?

*Embarrass.
I don’t know who you are.
I’m not embarrassed by my family.

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 01:35pm
Vegetarian for moral, health or environmental reasons?

Health, and the fact that I don’t actually like the way meat tastes. It’s just not yummy.

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 01:30pm
Do you believe in the invisible pink unicorn?

How can it be both invisible and pink?

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 01:30pm
I kinda figured you’d have unicorndar.

It works a lot better than my gaydar. My gaydar is broken.

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 01:29pm
AWW. E-HUG!

/hugs back over teh interwebs

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 01:29pm
Re, how do you feel about anonomouse questions?

What’s a no no mouse?

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Wednesday Apr 4 @ 01:29pm
Am I a unicorn?

You tell me. I don’t think so, but you could be hiding something.

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Tuesday Apr 4 @ 12:40am
If fish were vegetables, would you eat them more?

Probably not, I don’t really like fish all too much. I just get strange cravings for it occasionally. I don’t like most meats, actually. Makes it a lot easier to not eat it.

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Tuesday Apr 4 @ 12:37am
Hey Re, long time no see! How’re the wife and kids?

They’re doing okay. Charlotte’s growing teeth, and for some reason isn’t taking to hay very well. Phineas just got over a strange bout of rainbow spots on his left calf. Skylar’s been the best though, she’s just as self-sufficient as always.

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Tuesday Apr 4 @ 12:33am
My 12th grade english teacher had a map of Britain on the wall. The water had sea monsters drawn in it. There was a unicorn drawn of the east coast of Scotland, for some reason.

I like this. When I was in high school, there was this one teacher who used to draw his maps on the white board when he needed to explain something. All of the countries were just indiscriminate circles.

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Tuesday Apr 4 @ 12:29am
Whaaaaat is the shaaaaape of the Eaaarth? Oh wait you wouldn’t get that one How many unicorns currently exist?

It’s hard to know. I’d estimate about twelve.

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Tuesday Apr 4 @ 12:27am
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